Me: You know, someone else asked me today if your boobs are fake.
Jess: Really? What’d you tell ‘em?
Me: That they’re real, and they’re spectacular, of course.
Me: Seriously, is there a small part of you that secretly loves that I frequently get that question?
Jess: Two big parts of me, actually.
Which reminds me, go HERE to purchase official form-fitting NB t-shirts, and don’t forget about Friday’s FREE SHOW at Nashville’s Blue Bar! Also, I imported the above photo into iPhoto, then hit “Edit,” then “Enhance”…and nothing happened. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I guess. Well done, Jess.